Barry lived alone in his small flat, and he liked it that way. He had a simple routine. But then Geraldine moved in next door. She was elegant, with a perfect smile and a calm, confident voice. Barry immediately wanted to impress her.

He decided a gourmet dinner was the way to do it. He would make a perfect roast chicken with all the trimmings. He found a recipe online that promised to be “fool proof.” Barry was a terrible cook, so this was exactly what he needed. His previous attempts at cooking had ended with burnt toast and melted plastic spoons.

He spent all afternoon preparing. He bought a beautiful chicken, fresh potatoes, and a fancy bottle of wine. He put on his best navy jumper and his cleanest beige trousers. The kitchen was a complete mess, with flour on the floor and pots stacked high, but he felt like a professional chef. He even lit a fancy scented candle to make the flat smell good.

At seven o’clock, Geraldine knocked on the door. “Hello, Barry,” she said, smiling brightly. “It smells amazing in here. Are you a talented cook?”

Barry’s face went white. He had completely forgotten to turn on the oven. The chicken was still raw, sitting in a cold oven. He had been so focused on looking the part, he had forgotten the most important part of the task.

“Thank you!” he said, trying to be calm. “Just… give me one moment. I think the timer has gone off.”

He rushed back to the kitchen. In his panic, he knocked over the bottle of wine. A large red stain spread across his clean trousers, looking like a terrible accident. Then, as he tried to put the tea towel over the mess, the cloth caught on the scented candle and caught fire.

The smoke alarm started screaming. A loud, terrible, ear-splitting noise.

Geraldine walked in. She saw the smoking tea towel, the uncooked chicken in the cold oven, the pile of dirty pots, and the huge wine stain on Barry’s trousers. Barry just stood there, looking at the floor, completely embarrassed and defeated.

Geraldine didn’t say a word at first. She looked at the scene, then looked at Barry, and a small smile appeared. Then the smile grew into a full, loud laugh that filled the small kitchen.

“A culinary disaster, Barry?” she said, still laughing.

Barry sighed and looked at her. “Yes. A complete and total disaster.”

“Well,” Geraldine said, taking a deep breath to stop laughing. “How about we forget this and just order a pizza? My treat.”

Barry looked at her, his expression slowly changing from embarrassment to relief. He started to laugh too. It was the best idea he had heard all day.

And that was the start of a wonderful, relaxed friendship, based on a terrible roast chicken and a very funny disaster.

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Vocabulary Notes

Gourmet (adjective)
Meaning: High quality, elegant, or fancy, especially related to food.
Example: “He decided a gourmet dinner was the way to do it.”
Similar words: high-class, fine dining, deluxe, epicurean.

Fool proof (adjective)
Meaning: So simple and easy to do that it cannot fail.
Example: “He found a recipe online that promised to be ‘fool proof.’”
Similar words: infallible, idiot-proof, simple, reliable.

To look the part (idiom)
Meaning: To appear or dress in a way that is appropriate for a certain job or situation.
Example: “He had been so focused on looking the part, he had forgotten the most important part of the task.”
Similar words: to fit the role, to look professional, to dress appropriately.

Embarrassed (adjective)
Meaning: Feeling shy, awkward, or ashamed, especially in a social situation.
Example: “Barry just stood there, looking at the floor, completely embarrassed and defeated.”
Similar words: ashamed, humiliated, flustered, mortified.

Relief (noun)
Meaning: A feeling of happiness or calm after a difficult or unpleasant situation has ended.
Example: “He started to laugh too. It was the best idea he had heard all day.” (The text here says “his expression slowly changing from embarrassment to relief.”)
Similar words: comfort, ease, calm, solace.

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